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"Seriously? You won’t help me?” “Help yourself get killed? No, I won’t."

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508 Quotes by Dave Barry

Dave Barry has 508 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the…
The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management…
'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look…
We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out…
The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers…
Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only…

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More Get Killed Quotes

This quote is filed under Get Killed Quotes, one of 89 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank? — Milton Berle
Most of my fundamentalist brothers and sisters - and I am an evangelical, so I can say most of my… — Tony Campolo
Let someone else get killed! — Joseph Heller
We want to tell him [Blair] that we have not executed anybody. They are either killed in battle, most of… — Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
In the struggle of good against evil, it's always the people who get killed. — Eduardo Galeano
That's another reason I did Daredevil: I didn't get killed off in it. — Joe Pantoliano
I'm not getting up in the helicopter. I have a premonition that I'm going to get killed in a helicopter… — Vic Morrow
I believe that Gandhi was correct. Non-violent civil disobedience is the only way to bring about change that allows people… — Edward James Olmos
I didn't tie anybody up. And I was never on a scene where anyone was killed. I think the law… — Charles Manson
Let's get up here before we get killed! — Henny Youngman
You'll live. Only the best get killed. — Charles de Gaulle
In a war of ideas it is people who get killed. — Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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