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Witty Quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
- Responsible, who wants to be responsible? Whenever something bad happens, it's always, who's responsible for this?
- A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
- It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
- Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.
- I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the…
- Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all…
More Witty Quotes
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- It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. — Aristotle
- The gods too are fond of a joke. — Aristotle
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- Part of what makes a language 'alive' is its constant evolution. I would hate to think Britain would ever emulate France, where… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
- Wit is educated insolence. — Aristotle