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Window Quotes by Jack Handey
- Isn't it funny how we'll look out the window at the moon, and then we notice it's not the moon but a streetlight? Also what's…
- Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window? The guy looks out it, and if he leans too far, he falls out. Wait.…
- Most of the time it was probably real bad being stuck down in a dungeon. But some days, when there was a bad storm outside,…
- How come, just as the rocket is launching, the astronauts don't also shoot some fireworks out the window? It would make the whole takeoff look…
- If I was a cowboy in a lynch mob, I think I'd try to stay near the back. That way, if somebody shamed us into…
- Sometimes, when I drive across the desert in the middle of the night, with no other cars around, I start imagining: What if there were…
- When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.
- I don't like small birds. They hop around so merrily outside my window, looking so innocent. but I know that secretly, they're watching my every…
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- There are a lot of films where I play characters that are about the windows to the interior person rather than the… — Emmanuelle Beart
- I think sexuality is a window into someone's soul. — Alan Ball
- Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. — John Perry Barlow
- I love Wagner, but the music I prefer is that of a cat hung up by its tail outside a window and… — Charles Baudelaire
- Composing is like driving down a foggy road toward a house. Slowly you see more details of the house-the color of the… — Benjamin Britten
- Take off that darn fur coat!...Or maybe you'd like to have us open all the windows. — F. Scott Fitzgerald