"How come, just as the rocket is launching,……" — Jack Handey
"How come, just as the rocket is launching, the astronauts don't also shoot some fireworks out the window? It would make the whole takeoff look more impressive."
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397 Quotes by Jack Handey
Jack Handey has 397 quotes on this site.
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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have…
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side,…
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived…
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me…
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's…
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that…
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Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around…
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MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the…
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I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy…
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I fully expected that, by the end of the century, we would have achieved substantially more than we actually did.
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I thought the attractions of being an astronaut were actually, not so much the Moon, but flying in a completely…
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I wanted to be a secret agent and an astronaut, preferably at the same time.
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To send humans back to the moon would not be advancing. It would be more than 50 years after the…
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Being a leading man... that's like saying, 'I want to be astronaut.' That's not going to happen.
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I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my…
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Some of the senior people, the very senior astronauts, shook my hand and said, 'K.C., you did a great job.…
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