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Weapons Quotes by Jack Handey
- Instead of building newer and larger weapons of mass destruction, I think mankind should try to get more use out of the ones we have.
- If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadors came up to you and asked where the gold was, I…
- I think one way police departments could make some money would be to hold a yard sale of murder weapons. Many people, for example, could…
- If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadores came up to you and asked where the gold was, I…
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- I prefer to make common cause with those whose weapons are guitars, banjos, fiddles and words. — Theodore Bikel
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- The notion that somehow or another they'll (Iran) put it in a picnic basket and hand it to some terrorist group is… — Zbigniew Brzezinski
- Anger is the real destroyer of our good human qualities; an enemy with a weapon cannot destroy these qualities, but anger can.… — Dalai Lama
- The alliance should agree... to an effective NATO role against the new threats presented by international terrorism and weapons of mass destruction. — Jose Maria Aznar
- I'm not going to fight in the physical with physical weapons, because it's not a physical fight. I'm going to fight with… — Stephen Baldwin
- No one doubts that innocent men, women and children have been the victims of chemical weapons attacks in Syria. And there's no… — Joe Biden