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Watching Quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
- If aliens are watching us through telescopes, they're going to think the dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms,…
- I will never understand why they cook on TV. I can't smell it. Can't eat it. Can't taste it. The end of the show they…
- One day I was watching these construction workers go back to work. I was watching them kind of trudging down the street. It was like…
- I have a problem with the strip that runs along the bottom of the news programs. Don't these idiots who run the news programs know…
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- To me, watching a movie is like going to an amusement park. My worst fear is making a film that people don't… — Darren Aronofsky
- Confronting a stadium audience, you can't see the whites of their eyes. It's just an amorphous mass of noise and, of course,… — Rowan Atkinson
- I'm obsessed with zombies. I like watching zombie movies and I read zombie books. — Kevin Bacon
- The early commentators who put down the pre-presidential Roosevelt as an empty-headed young lightweight, all ambition and no talent, now seem comically… — Russell Baker
- I cry a lot, you know. Which is very difficult for a man to recognise, but I do. I cry in movies,… — Antonio Banderas
- See, my hope and dream is that people have a good time watching basketball. It's not church. It's not serious. — Charles Barkley
- Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball, the rules and realities of the game -… — Jacques Barzun
- We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. — Milton Berle
- You can observe a lot by just watching. — Yogi Berra
- I was raised on the purest comedy there is: 'I Love Lucy.' I was raised watching 'Three's Company' and sitcoms of the… — Mayim Bialik
- There's a lot of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they haven't the time to… — Josh Billings
- Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. — Jim Bishop