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George Carlin has 565 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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When you warn people about the dangers of climate change, they call you a saint. When you explain what needs to be…
— George Monbiot
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It makes it very hard for us to warn people about the wolves when the leaders of the sheep are associating with…
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I still encourage anyone who feels at all compelled to write to do so. I just try to warn people who hope…
— Anne Lamott
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Day-old bread? Sadly, in America a lot of day-old bread just becomes nasty. Italian day-old bread, not having any preservatives in it,…
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I often warn people: "Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, 'There is no "I" in team.' What you…
— George Carlin
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Does no one think to warn people before they meet me?" Vlad muttered, shooting an irritable look at Mencheres.
— Jeaniene Frost
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I still encourage anyone who feels at all compelled to write to do so. I just try to warn people who hope…
— Anne Lamott
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Why is it that you have to warn people about who you are?
— Michael Thomas Ford
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If you just warn people, they often simply ignore you. But if you ask them a question, then they have to think…
— Ben Aaronovitch
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A lot of people might think, 'The end's coming, let's go party, But we're commanded by God to warn people. I wish…
— Unknown Author
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