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Warming Quotes by Jay Leno
- According to a survey in this week's Time magazine, 85% of Americans think global warming is happening. The other 15% work for the White House.
- According to a new UN report, the global warming outlook is much worse than originally predicted. Which is pretty bad, when they originally predicted it…
- Climate experts say we should tell villagers in developing countries to reduce the amount of cooking smoke they generate to help fix global warming. You…
- Former Vice President Al Gore starring in a new documentary about global warming. I believe it's called [Leno snores]. ... The film actually features Al…
- President Bush said global warming is happening much quicker than he thought, and then his staff pulled him aside and said 'It's just springtime.'
- Arnold Schwarzenegger is blaming man for global warming. And today, Al Gore agreed with him. That's so typical. Two cyborgs, 'Oh, let's blame the humans.'
- Al Gore is coming out with a movie about global warming called ' An Inconvenient Truth. ' It's described as a detailed scientific view of…
- According to Time magazine, global warming is 33% worse than we thought. You know what that means? Al Gore is one-third more annoying than we…
- They say if the warming trend continues, by 2015 Hillary Clinton might actually thaw out.
- At a press conference yesterday NASA announced that 2005 was the hottest year on record. It is so hot, and global warming is so bad,…
- Heating bills this winter are the highest they've been in five years, but President Bush has a plan to combat rising bills. It's called global…
- A new study says that working fewer hours can slow global warming. So you know what that means? President Obama's economic policy is also his…
- President Obama gave a big speech on climate change. He believes global warming is getting worse because apparently he's sweating a lot more during his…
More Warming Quotes
- Dealing with global warming doesn't mean we have all got to suddenly stop breathing. Dealing with global warming means that we have… — David Attenborough
- I don't think global warming is to do with us, I think it's a natural circle. I don't think a few Ferraris… — David Bailey
- The greenhouse effect of carbon-dioxide emissions does produce gentle warming if it is not counteracted by unpredictable natural phenomena, but it cannot… — Conrad Black
- All cities do face similar, significant trends in the future... most importantly global warming and climate change. — Cate Blanchett
- Science has been quite embattled. It's the most important thing there is. An arts graduate is not going to fix global warming.… — Bill Bryson
- Former vice president Al Gore has devoted his post-administration years to a mission to tell the world about global warming. It's funny,… — Graydon Carter
- There are many who still do not believe that global warming is a problem at all. And it's no wonder: because they… — Al Gore
- Just remember, somewhere, a little Chinese girl is warming up with your max. — Unknown Author
- The only way to Heaven is prayer; a prayer of the heart, which every one is capable of, and not of reasonings… — Jeanne Marie Bouvier de la Motte Guyon
- Think of a single problem confronting the world today. Disease, poverty, global warming... If the problem is going to be solved, it… — Bill Bryson
- According to a survey in this week's Time magazine, 85% of Americans think global warming is happening. The other 15% work for… — Jay Leno
- Some folks believe that global warming doesn't exist and that the environment doesn't need any help. I tend not to listen to… — Robert Wagner