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War Quotes by Jon Stewart
- We declared war on terror-it's not even a noun, so, good luck.
- Who cares how we avoided a war and got a dictator to give up his chemical weapons if we avoided a war and got a…
- You've confused a war on your religion with not always getting everything you want.
- Condoleezza Rice was confirmed by a vote of 85, 13, despite a contentious but futile protest vote by democrats. By the way, for a fun…
- After going to war against the U.N.'s expressed wishes, the U.S. is now admitting it needs the U.N.'s help. It's the geopolitical equivalent of the…
- Yes, the long war on Christianity. I pray that one day we may live in an America where Christians can worship freely! In broad daylight!…
- Thomas Jefferson once said: 'Of course the people don't want war. But the people can be brought to the bidding of their leader. All you…
- Here’s how bizarre the war is that we’re in in Iraq, and we should have known this right from the get-go: When we first went…
- Most world religions denounced war as a barbaric waste of human life. We treasured the teachings of these religions so dearly that we frequently had…
- To the people who are upset about their hard-earned tax money going to things they don’t like: welcome to the f*cking club. Reimburse me for…
- But we are at war, and we here at THE DAILY SHOW will do our best to keep you informed of any late-breaking...humor we can…
- And then you've got Lieberman, who is for the war. And thinks the tax cuts could really help. He's basically for people who want to…
More War Quotes
- War has become a luxury that only small nations can afford. — Hannah Arendt
- The chief qualification of a mass leader has become unending infallibility; he can never admit an error. — Hannah Arendt
- As a kid, 'Star Wars' was much more my thing than 'Star Trek' was. — J. J. Abrams
- Men of sense often learn from their enemies. It is from their foes, not their friends, that cities learn the lesson of… — Aristophanes
- We make war that we may live in peace. — Aristotle
- Ever since the Crusades, when Christians from western Europe were fighting holy wars against Muslims in the near east, western people have… — Karen Armstrong
- These people were well dressed in skins, had some guns, but armed generally with bows and arrows and such other instruments of… — William Henry Ashley
- Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent. — Isaac Asimov