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- This is America. I don't want a tomato picked by a Mexican. I want it picked by an American, then sliced by a Guatemalan and…
- No matter how you were born, no matter how you identify, I want to be clear that I would be proud to grind you up…
- I've always been a big fan of beauty. Sure, you can't judge a book by its cover but who wants to have sex with a…
- Truthiness is what you want the facts to be as opposed to what the facts are. What feels like the right answer as opposed to…
- Opinions are like demo tapes. I don't want to hear yours
- We're not talking about truth, we're talking about something that seems like truth - the truth we want to exist.
- I not only loved studying theater, I loved being a theater major. It gave me an excuse to brood, to grow a beard, to wear…
- I am no fan of books. And chances are, if you're reading this, you and I share a healthy skepticism about the printed word. Well,…
- Wikipedia is the first place I go when I'm looking for knowledge... or when I want to create some.
- Women don't want all that. Women just want a partner who is considerate and attentive, who will spoon with them while reciting Keats, and feed…
- If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish…
- Twenty-two astronauts were born in Ohio. What is it about your state that makes people want to flee the Earth?" - Stephen Colbert to Congresswoman…
- The fate of our country is now in the hands of people who don't think about what they want until they get right up to…
- People are constantly saying, 'How's it feel to have such an impact?' I just want to be funny. I'm a comedian, not a political thinker.…
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