"Twenty-two astronauts were born in Ohio. What is……" — Stephen Colbert
"Twenty-two astronauts were born in Ohio. What is it about your state that makes people want to flee the Earth?" - Stephen Colbert to Congresswoman Stephanie Tubbs Jones, "The Colbert Report," November 3, 2005"
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321 Quotes by Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert has 321 quotes on this site.
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Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!
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Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. What?s wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today?…
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Make no mistake - they're coming for our guns. And we freedom-loving gun lovers are totally defenseless! Other than, you…
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Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and…
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Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.
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If it's called the USA Today, why is all the news from yesterday?
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I welcome opposing viewpoints, but I should warn you that you'll be facing off against the 2nd-place finisher at the…
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Al Gore has a hit movie called 'An Inconvenient Truth.' I have an inconvenient truth for him: you're still not…
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First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in'…
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If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.
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I must confess that I've never trusted the Web. I've always seen it as a coward's tool. Where does it…
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Young girls are obsessed with having a thigh gap. I blame the impossible body standards set by Spongebob.
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More Astronaut Quotes
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It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and…
— Neil Armstrong
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As a boy, because I was born and raised in Ohio, about 60 miles north of Dayton, the legends of…
— Neil Armstrong
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I fully expected that, by the end of the century, we would have achieved substantially more than we actually did.
— Neil Armstrong
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I thought the attractions of being an astronaut were actually, not so much the Moon, but flying in a completely…
— Neil Armstrong
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I wanted to be a secret agent and an astronaut, preferably at the same time.
— David Byrne
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I think there would be no shortage of applicants to the government astronaut corps to be settlers on the planet…
— Buzz Aldrin
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I was the first Navy, Marine or Air Force person who had been an astronaut to return back to the…
— Buzz Aldrin
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The purpose of going to Mars is for humans to first begin to occupy, permanently, another planet in the solar…
— Buzz Aldrin
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To send humans back to the moon would not be advancing. It would be more than 50 years after the…
— Buzz Aldrin
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Being a leading man... that's like saying, 'I want to be astronaut.' That's not going to happen.
— Steve Carell
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I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my…
— Muhammad Ali
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Some of the senior people, the very senior astronauts, shook my hand and said, 'K.C., you did a great job.…
— Kalpana Chawla
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