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- When you play spin the bottle, if they don't want to kiss you they have to give you a quarter. Well, hell, by the time…
- Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.
- I don’t want to sound like I’m on dope, but that hour is a high; it’s as good as you can feel. A wonderful, wonderful…
- This woman goes into a gun shop and says, 'I want to buy a gun for my husband.' The clerk says, 'Did he tell you…
- I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
- Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run.
- Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and three dollar pantyhose that won't run.
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