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Wait Quotes by Jack Handey
- Love can sweep you off your feet and carry you along in a way you've never known before. But the ride always ends, and you…
- If I was the head of a country that lost a war, and I had to sign a peace treaty, just as I was signing…
- Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window? The guy looks out it, and if he leans too far, he falls out. Wait.…
- I remember when I was in the army, we had the toughest drill sergeant in the world. He'd get right up next to your face…
- Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait. Not me, you.
- The tiger can't change his spots. No, wait, he did! Good for him!
- Many people think that history is a dull subject. Dull? Is it "dull" that Jesse James once got bitten on the forehead by an ant,…
- If you go to a party, and you want to be the popular one at the party, do this: Wait until no one is looking,…
More Wait Quotes
- Most important thing in life is to keep moving irrespective of the facts that you r hurt u r broken or betrayed… — Anurag Prakash Ray
- If the enemy is to be coerced, you must put him in a situation that is even more unpleasant than the sacrifice… — Carl von Clausewitz
- Wait." Clary was suddenly nervous. "The melted metal-it could be, like, toxic or something." Maia snorted. "I'm from New Jersey. I born… — Cassandra Clare
- I write the paragraph, then I'm crossing out, changing words, trying to improve it. When it seems more or less OK, then… — Paul Auster
- All works of art are commissioned in the sense that no artist can create one by a simple act of will but… — Wystan Hugh Auden
- If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur. — Red Adair
- Competition makes things come out right. Well, what does that mean in health care? More hospitals so they compete with each other.… — Donald Berwick
- A statesman... must wait until he hears the steps of God sounding through events, then leap up and grasp the hem of… — Otto von Bismarck