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George Carlin has 565 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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There's so many vegetarian foods now that are available at the market . The same with drive-throughs. Now, a lot of them…
— Kevin Nealon
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In my family, we let our boys have a say in what veggie side they want for dinner that night. We list…
— Cat Cora
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We cover hamburgers, chicken, veggie burgers, salads, we've got a pretty broad range. To me, McDonald's isn't only about the food. It's…
— Jim Cantalupo
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I ain't no veggie, like my flesh to the bone, alive and licking on your ice cream cone.
— Alice Cooper
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There are ten thousand people in the United States in a persistent vegetative state. Just enough to start a small town. Think…
— George Carlin
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Annabeth:My fatal flaw. That's what the Sirens showed me. My fatal flaw is hubris. Percy: the brown stuff they spread on veggie…
— Rick Riordan
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My fatal flaw is hubris. The brown stuff they spread on veggie sandwiches? No, seaweed brain. That's hummus. Hubris is worse. What…
— Rick Riordan
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It might sound naive to suggest that whether you order a chicken patty or a veggie burger is a profoundly important decision.…
— Jonathan Safran Foer
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No fruit. No veggie.
— Bea Arthur
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I was really freaked out when I heard that Cookie Monster was going to be changed to Veggie Monster, but that turned…
— Elizabeth Meriwether
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