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Unless Quotes by Jack Handey
- If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don't think I'd call it Trampo-Land, because you might think it was a store for tramps, which…
- Sometimes, when I drive across the desert in the middle of the night, with no other cars around, I start imagining: What if there were…
- When I think back on all the blessings I have been given in my life, I can't think of a single one, unless you count…
More Unless Quotes
- Lao Tsu always points a finger directly to us. He says we must begin with ourselves. It's impossible to bring order into… — Frederick Lenz
- 'Unless U Speak From Heart, U Can't Touch Anyones's Heart 'If U Have Choice, Choose The Best But.. If U Have No… — Ritu Ghatourey
- I am sure it is one's duty as a teacher to try to show boys that no opinions, no tastes, no emotions… — A. C. Benson
- Don't just sit there. Go do something and don't expect that it's going to be fun unless you make it fun. You… — Frederick Lenz
- Hmmm. See, in this world, Xirena, the Simi does what she wants and akri, he say, ‘Okay, Simi, whatever you want, Simi.’… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
- But if nothing but soul, or in soul mind, is qualified to count, it is impossible for there to be time unless… — Aristotle
- Idle people are often bored and bored people, unless they sleep a lot, are cruel. It is not accident that boredom and… — Renata Adler
- I did not wish to live what was not life, living is so dear; nor did I wish to practice resignation, unless… — Henry David Thoreau