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- Keep at least one window pane clean to check the weather. Once when I didn't do this I sent the kids off… — Phyllis Diller
- I was looking at these actresses sort of sitting around under umbrellas, people bringing them cold drinks and I was like, 'That… — Katie McGrath
- I get my by any means on, whenever there's a drought get your umbrellas out because that's when I brainstorm. — Jay-Z
- I really like umbrellas. It's like, I have a roof! I carry it with me! Umbrellas always amuse me. — John Green
- All elongated objects, such as sticks, tree-trunks and umbrellas(the opening of these last being comparable to an erection) may stand for the… — Sigmund Freud
- Umbrellas are so small and sad and easy to forget. — Stephanie Perkins
- What if I got hit by lightning while walking with an umbrella? Ban umbrellas! Fight the menace of lightning! — Cory Doctorow
- All of our ideas come from the natural world: trees equal umbrellas. — Wallace Stevens
- Rain is something the democrats use to sell umbrellas. — Sarah Palin
- The Elf and the Dormouse UNDER a toadstool crept a wee Elf, Out of the rain to shelter himself. Under the toadstool,… — Oliver Herford
- Now, among the heresies that are spoken in this matter is the habit of calling a grey day a "colourless" day. Grey… — Gilbert K. Chesterton
- The Italians are fond of red clothes, peacock plumes, and embroidery; and I remember one rainy morning in the city of Palermo,… — Ralph Waldo Emerson