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Two Quotes by Jay Leno
- The Senate is now considering increasing government subsidies for corn growers to produce more ethanol. If we produce enough ethanol we can postpone our next…
- As you may have heard, the U.S. is putting together a constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? Think about it -…
- Arnold Schwarzenegger is blaming man for global warming. And today, Al Gore agreed with him. That's so typical. Two cyborgs, 'Oh, let's blame the humans.'
- Hillary Clinton's opponent in the U.S. Senate race, the Republican she's going to be running against, has been married three times, had an affair with…
- President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner have agreed to play a round of golf together. Imagine the two of them at the end of…
- You know what you call the two winners of that $580 million PowerBall lottery? ... Former Democrats
- It is day two of the Democratic convention, and apparently they had a huge lighting problem in the convention hall today. They worked all day…
- Isn't this amazing? Clinton is getting $8M for his memoir, Hillary got $8M for her memoir. That is $16M for two people who for eight…
- The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
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