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Turkey Quotes by David Letterman
- When I was a kid in Indiana, we thought it would be fun to get a turkey a year ahead of time and feed it…
- Thanksgiving is the day when you turn to another family member and say, 'How long has Mom been drinking like this?' My Mom, after six…
- There are a lot of New York City Thanksgiving traditions. For example, a lot of New Yorkers don't buy the frozen Thanksgiving turkey. They prefer…
- There's a turkey shortage. Are you aware of that fact? There's also a gravy shortage. It's up to $4 a gallon. Governor Chris Christie wants…
- I think O.J. protests too much. Not only did he say he didn't carve the holiday turkey, but he was in the back yard practicing…
More Turkey Quotes
- If Iran obtains nuclear weapons, then almost certainly Saudi Arabia will do the same, as will Egypt, Turkey and perhaps others in… — John Bolton
- That's the ultimate goal of most turkey recipes: to create a great skin and stuffing to hide the fact that turkey meat,… — Alton Brown
- You know what Disneyland is known for? The Big Turkey Leg. People walk around with enormous deep-fried turkey legs. Like little kids,… — Steve Carell
- I just had my 30th birthday and we went turkey shooting. It's what I wanted to do, so we went. — Kelly Clarkson
- Unless you're living on the street and surviving on a diet of discarded turkey drumsticks, there's no point in being gloomy. We've… — Jarvis Cocker
- What life and death may be to a turkey is not my business; but the soul of Scrooge and the body of… — Gilbert K. Chesterton
- I received a letter just before I left office from a man. I don't know why he chose to write it, but… — Ronald Reagan
- It's like cuddling with a Butterball turkey. — Jeff Foxworthy
- I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at… — Mitch Hedberg
- A two-pound turkey and a fifty-pound cranberry-that's Thanksgiving dinner at Three Mile Island. — Johnny Carson
- Some men are mere hunters; others are turkey hunters. — Archibald Rutledge
- Any woman who votes for no-fault divorce is like a turkey voting for Thanksgiving. — Pat Robertson