Turkey Quotes
272 quotes by 218 authors
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If Iran obtains nuclear weapons, then almost certainly Saudi Arabia will do the same, as will Egypt, Turkey and perhaps others in the region.
— John Bolton
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That's the ultimate goal of most turkey recipes: to create a great skin and stuffing to hide the fact that turkey meat, in its cooked…
— Alton Brown
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You know what Disneyland is known for? The Big Turkey Leg. People walk around with enormous deep-fried turkey legs. Like little kids, three-year-old kids eating…
— Steve Carell
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I just had my 30th birthday and we went turkey shooting. It's what I wanted to do, so we went.
— Kelly Clarkson
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Unless you're living on the street and surviving on a diet of discarded turkey drumsticks, there's no point in being gloomy. We've spent too long…
— Jarvis Cocker
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What life and death may be to a turkey is not my business; but the soul of Scrooge and the body of Cratchit are my…
— Gilbert K. Chesterton
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I received a letter just before I left office from a man. I don't know why he chose to write it, but I'm glad he…
— Ronald Reagan
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It's like cuddling with a Butterball turkey.
— Jeff Foxworthy
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I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There's turkey…
— Mitch Hedberg
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A two-pound turkey and a fifty-pound cranberry-that's Thanksgiving dinner at Three Mile Island.
— Johnny Carson
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Some men are mere hunters; others are turkey hunters.
— Archibald Rutledge
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Any woman who votes for no-fault divorce is like a turkey voting for Thanksgiving.
— Pat Robertson
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I love Thanksgiving turkey... It's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.
— Arnold Schwarzenegger
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The best way to thaw a frozen turkey? Blow in it's ear.
— Johnny Carson
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I love my daughter, but she had me on couscous and fixed me pastas and made me eat oatmeal every morning and what else, turkey…
— Dusty Baker
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Man does not live by a turkey in every oven or a color TV set in every home. Man lives by faith and hope and…
— E. Merrill Root
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Here's what I think the truth is: We are all addicts of fossil fuels in a state of denial, about to face cold turkey. And…
— Kurt Vonnegut
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We have a small, tight family. I left home at a young age and the best thing for me was to go home at Christmas-time…
— Jimmy Roy
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Once people spend time with farm animals in a loving way ... a pig or cow or a little chicken or a turkey, they might…
— Alicia Silverstone
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When England go to Turkey there could be fatalities - or even worse, injuries.
— Phil Neal
Who Wrote These Turkey Quotes
218 authors contributed a total of 272 Turkey Quotes, led by these top contributors: