Turkey Quotes

272 quotes by 215 authors

[I]t seems that the Cannibals of Europe are going to eat one another again. A war between Russia and Turkey is like the battle of… — Thomas Jefferson
We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing — George Carlin
My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality. — Tracy Morgan
You think you have a handle on God, the Universe, and the Great White Light until you go home for Thanksgiving. In an hour, you… — Shirley MacLaine
When I was 9 or 10 years old, my dad took me over to a neighboring farm to help get stuff for the meal. The… — Sarah Silverman
Thatâ€™s why our TVs are brimming with so much hot man-on-pan action. You canâ€™t channel surf for long without seeing turkey getting stuffed over and… — Stephen Colbert
I don't know if I could kill someone with a frozen turkey because that is a lot of evidence to eat .... unless I found… — Dane Cook
I say 20 words in English. I say money, money, money, and I say hot dog! I say yes, no and I say money, money,… — Carmen Miranda
I love to cook. I make an award-winning turkey chili. — Joely Fisher
The past was a consumable, subject to the national preference for familiar products. And history, in America, is a dish best served plain. The first… — Tony Horwitz
Coexistence: what the farmer does with the turkey - until Thanksgiving. — Unknown Author
Let us praise the noble turkey vulture: No one envies him; he harms nobody; and he contemplates our little world from a most serene and… — Edward Abbey
I mean to be too rich to lament or to feel anything of the sort. A large income is the best recipe for happiness I… — Jane Austen
I am on this account not displeased that the Figure is not known as a Bald Eagle, but looks more like a Turkey. For the… — Benjamin Franklin
Moreover, they [the Central Asian Republics] are of importance from the standpoint of security and historical ambitions to at least three of their most immediate… — Zbigniew Brzezinski
The AXA and New York Life settlements are important building blocks not only toward seeking financial recovery for the losses resulting from the Armenian Genocide… — Mark Geragos
I think I'm going to give my baby her first food on Thanksgiving, make her some organic sweet potato. I'm very excited! It's going to… — Lily Aldridge
Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so you can fit… — April Winchell
Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. — Nicole Hollander
It took me three weeks to stuff the turkey. I stuffed it through the beak. — Phyllis Diller

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