"A two-pound turkey and a fifty-pound cranberry-that's Thanksgiving……" — Johnny Carson

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• If you're at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just… — Jack Handey
• It has been an unchallengeable American doctrine that cranberry sauce, a pink goo with overtones of sugared tomatoes, is a… — Alistair Cooke
• I've spent a lot of Thanksgivings on the road with my band, so anytime that I can spend Thanksgiving with… — Richie Sambora
• I went to the juice isle, I learned something. Cranberries are taking over everything. What do you got, apples? Put… — Brian Regan
• From the cranberry cancer scare of the 1950s to the Alar-in-apples hysteria of the 1980s, from the "new ice age"… — Harry Browne
• In Ireland, it's been like U2 and The Cranberries, which is rock, but you know they're Irish. — Caroline Corr
• Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west… — Groucho Marx
• I love cranberry juice, but I'm not a coffee drinker - as a Mormon, I avoid caffeine. — Donny Osmond
• Maybe you had to leave in order to really miss a place; maybe you had to travel to figure out… — Jodi Picoult
• I knew, as sure as I knew my name, that tomorrow he would send me another coat, in a big… — Charlaine Harris
• So, she tells me, the words dribbling out with the cranberry muffin crumbs, commas dunked in her coffee. — Laurie Halse Anderson
• I hated cranberry sauce, but for some reason my mom persisted in her lifelong belief that it was my very… — John Green

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