Two Pound Quotes
- A two-pound turkey and a fifty-pound cranberry-that's Thanksgiving dinner at Three Mile Island. — Johnny Carson
- My gym has two-pound weights. If you're using two-pound weights, how did you even open the door to the gym? What's your dream? To pump… — Dave Attell
- Anything to declare? the customs inspector said."Two pound of uncut heroin and a manual of pornographic art," Mark answered, looking about for Kity. All Americans… — Leon Uris
- Welcome to Jamrock, camp where the thugs dem camp at. Two pound ah weed inna van back It inna your hand bag, your knapsack, it… — Damian Marley
- I once ate a two-pound steak all by myself! — Nick Jonas