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• I can't say I ever wanted to become an entertainer. I already was one, sort of-around the house, at school, doing my…
• If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
• I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
• Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
• Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
• Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
• My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.
• The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.

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