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Life Quotes by Johnny Carson
- If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
- If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
- I couldn't care less what anybody says about me. I live my life, especially my personal life, strictly for myself.... Whatever you do, you're going…
- If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
- If variety if the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam
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