Thanksgiving Dinner Quotes
17 quotes by 16 authors
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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
— Erma Bombeck
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A two-pound turkey and a fifty-pound cranberry-that's Thanksgiving dinner at Three Mile Island.
— Johnny Carson
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If you're at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you're eating it,…
— Jack Handey
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I love to eat. That's why I got so fat; I love to eat. If I don't walk away from a meal hurting, I didn't…
— Greg Behrendt
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Something I didn't even know was on my bucket list has been achieved. I have cooked Thanksgiving dinner with Martha Stewart. I vow to follow…
— Jesse Tyler Ferguson
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You know that just before that first Thanksgiving dinner there was one wise, old Native American woman saying, Don't feed them. If you feed them,…
— Dylan Brody
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May your stuffing be tasty May your turkey plump, May your potatoes and gravy Have nary a lump. May your yams be delicious And your…
— Grandpa Jones
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Thanksgiving dinner's sad and thankless. Christmas dinner's dark and blue. When you stop and try to see it From the turkey's point of view.
— Shel Silverstein
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Prayer is like Thanksgiving dinner. It takes one hour to eat it and ten hours to prepare it.
— Peter Kreeft
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Our family holidays always include our animals. On Thanksgiving, we love to walk around our farm and visit with our rescued pigs, goats, horses, emus…
— Noah Wyle
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If you think about a Thanksgiving dinner, it's really like making a large chicken.
— Ina Garten
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As governor, when I visited our troops in Kuwait and Iraq, I served them Thanksgiving dinner. It was a small gesture compared to their sacrifice.
— Jennifer Granholm
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When I was about nine years old, I announced to my mother that I was going to cook Thanksgiving dinner. And I went to the…
— Nathan Myhrvold
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Thanksgiving dinner's sad and thankless. Christmas dinner's dark and blue. When you stop and try to see it From the turkey's point of view. Sunday…
— Shel Silverstein
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Bob wasn't precisely a friend to me but... I was used to him. In a way he was family, the mouthy, annoying, irritable cousin who…
— Jim Butcher
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‎You cannot correct an old person every time they say something offensive. You would never make it through Thanksgiving dinner!
— Stephen Colbert
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Agriculture is a business that has been up to its bib overalls in politics since the first Thanksgiving dinner kickback to the Indians for subsidizing…
— P.J. O'Rourke
Who Wrote These Thanksgiving Dinner Quotes
16 authors contributed a total of 17 Thanksgiving Dinner Quotes as follows: