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- Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. — Erma Bombeck
- A two-pound turkey and a fifty-pound cranberry-that's Thanksgiving dinner at Three Mile Island. — Johnny Carson
- If you're at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like… — Jack Handey
- I love to eat. That's why I got so fat; I love to eat. If I don't walk away from a meal… — Greg Behrendt
- Something I didn't even know was on my bucket list has been achieved. I have cooked Thanksgiving dinner with Martha Stewart. I… — Jesse Tyler Ferguson
- You know that just before that first Thanksgiving dinner there was one wise, old Native American woman saying, Don't feed them. If… — Unknown Author
- May your stuffing be tasty May your turkey plump, May your potatoes and gravy Have nary a lump. May your yams be… — Grandpa Jones
- Thanksgiving dinner's sad and thankless. Christmas dinner's dark and blue. When you stop and try to see it From the turkey's point… — Shel Silverstein
- Prayer is like Thanksgiving dinner. It takes one hour to eat it and ten hours to prepare it. — Peter Kreeft
- Our family holidays always include our animals. On Thanksgiving, we love to walk around our farm and visit with our rescued pigs,… — Noah Wyle
- If you think about a Thanksgiving dinner, it's really like making a large chicken. — Ina Garten
- As governor, when I visited our troops in Kuwait and Iraq, I served them Thanksgiving dinner. It was a small gesture compared… — Jennifer Granholm