Turkeys Quotes

239 quotes by 207 authors

If Iran obtains nuclear weapons, then almost certainly Saudi Arabia will do the same, as will Egypt, Turkey and perhaps others in the region. — John Bolton
Turkeys know their names, come when you call, and are totally affectionate. They're better than teenagers. — Elayne Boosler
That's the ultimate goal of most turkey recipes: to create a great skin and stuffing to hide the fact that turkey meat, in its cooked… — Alton Brown
You know what Disneyland is known for? The Big Turkey Leg. People walk around with enormous deep-fried turkey legs. Like little kids, three-year-old kids eating… — Steve Carell
When turkeys mate they think of swans. — Johnny Carson
You know, I don't really understand a suburban environment. I want to be out in the woods, I want to be where it's wild, I… — Karen Allen
I just had my 30th birthday and we went turkey shooting. It's what I wanted to do, so we went. — Kelly Clarkson
Unless you're living on the street and surviving on a diet of discarded turkey drumsticks, there's no point in being gloomy. We've spent too long… — Jarvis Cocker
What life and death may be to a turkey is not my business; but the soul of Scrooge and the body of Cratchit are my… — Gilbert K. Chesterton
I received a letter just before I left office from a man. I don't know why he chose to write it, but I'm glad he… — Ronald Reagan
It's like cuddling with a Butterball turkey. — Jeff Foxworthy
I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There's turkey… — Mitch Hedberg
A two-pound turkey and a fifty-pound cranberry-that's Thanksgiving dinner at Three Mile Island. — Johnny Carson
Some men are mere hunters; others are turkey hunters. — Archibald Rutledge
The turkey's eyes are such that he can see a bumblebee turn a somersault on the verge of the horizon. — Archibald Rutledge
Any woman who votes for no-fault divorce is like a turkey voting for Thanksgiving. — Pat Robertson
I love Thanksgiving turkey... It's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. — Arnold Schwarzenegger
The best way to thaw a frozen turkey? Blow in it's ear. — Johnny Carson
Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before. — Rita Rudner
I love my daughter, but she had me on couscous and fixed me pastas and made me eat oatmeal every morning and what else, turkey… — Dusty Baker

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