Turkeys Quotes
239 quotes by 207 authors
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If Iran obtains nuclear weapons, then almost certainly Saudi Arabia will do the same, as will Egypt, Turkey and perhaps others in the region.
— John Bolton
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Turkeys know their names, come when you call, and are totally affectionate. They're better than teenagers.
— Elayne Boosler
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That's the ultimate goal of most turkey recipes: to create a great skin and stuffing to hide the fact that turkey meat, in its cooked…
— Alton Brown
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You know what Disneyland is known for? The Big Turkey Leg. People walk around with enormous deep-fried turkey legs. Like little kids, three-year-old kids eating…
— Steve Carell
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When turkeys mate they think of swans.
— Johnny Carson
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You know, I don't really understand a suburban environment. I want to be out in the woods, I want to be where it's wild, I…
— Karen Allen
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I just had my 30th birthday and we went turkey shooting. It's what I wanted to do, so we went.
— Kelly Clarkson
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Unless you're living on the street and surviving on a diet of discarded turkey drumsticks, there's no point in being gloomy. We've spent too long…
— Jarvis Cocker
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What life and death may be to a turkey is not my business; but the soul of Scrooge and the body of Cratchit are my…
— Gilbert K. Chesterton
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I received a letter just before I left office from a man. I don't know why he chose to write it, but I'm glad he…
— Ronald Reagan
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It's like cuddling with a Butterball turkey.
— Jeff Foxworthy
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I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There's turkey…
— Mitch Hedberg
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A two-pound turkey and a fifty-pound cranberry-that's Thanksgiving dinner at Three Mile Island.
— Johnny Carson
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Some men are mere hunters; others are turkey hunters.
— Archibald Rutledge
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The turkey's eyes are such that he can see a bumblebee turn a somersault on the verge of the horizon.
— Archibald Rutledge
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Any woman who votes for no-fault divorce is like a turkey voting for Thanksgiving.
— Pat Robertson
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I love Thanksgiving turkey... It's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.
— Arnold Schwarzenegger
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The best way to thaw a frozen turkey? Blow in it's ear.
— Johnny Carson
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Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
— Rita Rudner
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I love my daughter, but she had me on couscous and fixed me pastas and made me eat oatmeal every morning and what else, turkey…
— Dusty Baker
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