Turkeys Quotes

239 Turkeys quotes by 203 unique authors

The truth is the Super Bowl long ago became more than just a football game. It's part of our culture like turkey at Thanksgiving and… — Bob Schieffer
Grain that is used to feed animals that end up on our tables as turkeys and hams could have gone to feed starving people. — Peter Singer
To say, that Capt. Ingraham violated the rights of Turkey, is nonsense. — Gerrit Smith
I have no desire to crow over anybody or to see anybody eating crow, figuratively or otherwise. We should all get together and make a… — Harry S. Truman
The smartest thing I did was to stop going online. I'm the sort of person who will just look for the negative - Michael really… — Catherine Zeta-Jones
Let us, rather, gather facts, all the facts, regardless of aesthetic appeal or theoretical social worth, and spread those facts before us not as the… — Tom Robbins
Here's what I think the truth is: We are all addicts of fossil fuels in a state of denial, about to face cold turkey. — Kurt Vonnegut
The only thing I could think of was turkey neck and turkey gizzards and I felt very depressed. — Sylvia Plath
Half of all broccoli grown commercially in America today is a single variety- Marathon- notable for it's high yield. The overwhelming majority of the chickens… — Michael Pollan
Why do I have to do this?" Gator demanded. Cuz you're such a pretty boy. Our photographer isn't going to fall for one of us… — Christine Feehan
I want to make a memorial for our turkey. Never has a bird been so tortured to provide such a lousy dinner. — Laurie Halse Anderson
Wake up now, look alive, for here is a day off work just to praise Creation: the turkey, the squash, and the corn, these things… — Barbara Kingsolver
You can call your turkey organic and torture it daily. — Jonathan Safran Foer
It's love this and love that but of couse it's so easy to love someone you don't know, whether it's George Clooney or Monkey. Staying… — Nick Hornby
Think of the beginning of the story of the beginning of everything: Adam (without Eve and without divine guidance) names the animals. Continuing his work,… — Jonathan Safran Foer
We've turned off all the lights in the living room to make hand shadows. We've got this big flashlight aimed at the wall. I make… — Sonya Sones
[in reference to turkey bowling] He [Tommy] squinted and picked his target, then took his steps and sent the bird sliding down the aisle. A… — Christopher Moore
Turkey's true master is the peasant. — Mustafa Kemal Ataturk
Our parents were a test tube and a turkey baster. — James Patterson
Thanksgiving dinner's sad and thankless. Christmas dinner's dark and blue. When you stop and try to see it From the turkey's point of view. Sunday… — Shel Silverstein
Ialways think it's funny when Indians celebrate Thanksgiving. I mean, sure, the Indians and Pilgrims were best friends during the first Thanksgiving, but a few… — Sherman Alexie
The two of them went down in a heap, with not even a turkey to break their fall. — Eoin Colfer
Listen, you might want to pack a few of your things together before going to bed. The former bishop of Turkey will be coming tonight… — David Sedaris
I felt overstuffed and dull and disappointed, the way I always do the day after Christmas, as if whatever it was the pine boughs and… — Sylvia Plath
The thing about Wes," Delia said to me, unwrapping another package of turkey, "is that he thinks he can fix anything. And if he can't… — Sarah Dessen

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