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- We have a small, tight family. I left home at a young age and the best thing for me was to go home at Christmas-time…
- As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!!!
- Coexistence: what the farmer does with the turkey - until Thanksgiving.
- In its sacredness, families get together to (unintentionally?) celebrate one genocide (against Native Americans) by committing another (against turkeys).
- Some people bake turkeys for Thanksgiving, we bake ourselves.
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