Turkeys Quotes

239 Turkeys quotes by 203 unique authors

Thanksgiving is coming. I wonder what the holiday will be like at Dog the Bounty Hunterâ€™s houseâ€”obviously, theyâ€™ll have a turkey with all-white meat. — Chelsea Handler
And so, Thanksgiving. Its the most amazing holiday. Just think about it â€” it's a miracle that once a year so many millions of Americans… — Nora Ephron
In its sacredness, families get together to (unintentionally?) celebrate one genocide (against Native Americans) by committing another (against turkeys). — Unknown Author
Sometimes we adopt certain beliefs when we're children and use them automatically when we become adults, without ever checking them out against reality. This brings… — Charlotte Sophia Kasl
I was in college, it was my first year of college when I got the show, so I've been kinda' partying a lot and drinking… — Topher Grace
Taking stock of 'Operation Iraqi Freedom' a decade later, the Financial Times concluded that the US won the war, Iran won the peace, and Turkey… — Joschka Fischer
From 1973 to 1982 I ate the exact same lunch everyday . Turkey chili in a bowl made out of bread . Bread bowl George.… — George Steinbrenner
I think the best Thanksgiving we ever had was one where we didn't even have a turkey. Mom and Dad sat us kids down and… — Jack Handey
But she took her husband's jokes and joviality as patiently as everything else, considering that "men would be so", and viewing the stronger sex in… — George Eliot
When I consider that the noble animals have been exterminated here - the cougar, panther, lynx, wolverine, wolf, bear, moose, deer, the beaver, the turkey,… — Henry David Thoreau
But, although America cannot be justly charged with violating the rights of Turkey, Turkey nevertheless can be justly charged with violating the rights of America. — Gerrit Smith
There is really a je ne sais quoi about turkey cooking - the air of festivity, the family squabbles, the constant basting - that does… — Laurie Colwin
Gloucestershire police must be the envy of the human rights-abusing cop world. From Turkey to Indonesia they will say, 'Kidnapping peace protestors! How did they… — Mark Thomas
To get to Earth from the edge of the solar system, depending on the time of year and the position of the planets, you need… — Paul Cornell
This is my breakfast: Two poached eggs, turkey bacon, and a half avocado. The yolks in a poached egg are alkalizing. Avocados are a great… — April Bowlby
You cannot transpose the U.S. system on Turkey, and the Turkish system on France etc. You have to understand the people and their culture. That's… — Hamad bin Isa Al Khalifa
I loved my mother very much, but she was not a good cook. Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the… — Rita Rudner
Is slavery - owner, victim, profit, and domination - exclusive to the human race? Have blacks, Jews, women and children been the only victims of… — Gary Yourofsky
Moving to Turkey was the turning point in my life. — Tarkan
My first memory of the Rolling Stones is listening to 'Satisfaction' at a sixth-grade slumber party at a friend's house in Ankara, Turkey, where my… — Gayle King

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