Turkeys Quotes

239 Turkeys quotes by 203 unique authors

I know electric knives are excellent for carving turkeys that have had their bones removed and been forced into a mold to shape them. Please… — John Hodgman
In Turkey, we have lived almost everything that could be lived; war and torture... The war concept was consumed to its limits. But there is… — Osman Baydemir
Turkey is not a part of Europe and will never be part of Europe ... The universal values which are in force in Europe, and… — Herman Van Rompuy
Re: Robert Montgomery's Poems His writing bears the same relation to poetry which a Turkey carpet bears to a picture. There are colours in the… — Thomas B. Macaulay
A connoisseur of gastronomy was congratulated on his appointment as a director of indirect contributions at Periguex: and, above all, in the pleasure there would… — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
Those truffled turkeys, of which the reputation and the price are still increasing, appear like beneficient stars, and make the eyes sparkle of all sorts… — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
Even if nonpolluting power were feasible and abundant, the use of energy on a massive scale acts on society like a drug that is physically… — Ivan Illich
Hamburger steak is carrion, and quite unfit for food except by a turkey buzzard, a hyena, or some other scavenger. — John Harvey Kellogg
I had rather munch a crust of brown bread and an onion in a corner, without any more ado or ceremony, than feed upon turkey… — Miguel de Cervantes
We are ready to build large underground gas storages in Turkey, to participate in the privatization of Turkey's gas-distribution networks, to use the existing and… — Vladimir Putin
When I was a kid in Indiana, we thought it would be fun to get a turkey a year ahead of time and feed it… — David Letterman
Thanksgiving is the day when you turn to another family member and say, 'How long has Mom been drinking like this?' My Mom, after six… — David Letterman
There are a lot of New York City Thanksgiving traditions. For example, a lot of New Yorkers don't buy the frozen Thanksgiving turkey. They prefer… — David Letterman
I have nothing against turkey. We eat turkey for Thanksgiving in my house. — Marc Forgione
There's a turkey shortage. Are you aware of that fact? There's also a gravy shortage. It's up to $4 a gallon. Governor Chris Christie wants… — David Letterman
A cook she certainly was, in the very bone and centre of her soul. Not a....turkey....in the barn-yard but looked grave when they saw her… — Harriet Beecher Stowe
I think O.J. protests too much. Not only did he say he didn't carve the holiday turkey, but he was in the back yard practicing… — David Letterman
I was born in Turkey in an extremely oppressive climate at the time of pogroms, massacres, really. An immigrant appreciates the freedom more. — Elia Kazan
Under a cold turkey strategy, at each policy meeting the Federal Open Market Committee would make its best guess about where it ultimately wants the… — Ben Bernanke
Someone is putting brandy in your bonbons, Grand Marnier in your breakfast jam, Kahlua in your ice cream, Scotch in your mustard and Wild Turkey… — Marian Burros

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