Turkeys Quotes

239 Turkeys quotes by 203 unique authors

The past was a consumable, subject to the national preference for familiar products. And history, in America, is a dish best served plain. The first… — Tony Horwitz
Coexistence: what the farmer does with the turkey - until Thanksgiving. — Unknown Author
Let us praise the noble turkey vulture: No one envies him; he harms nobody; and he contemplates our little world from a most serene and… — Edward Abbey
I mean to be too rich to lament or to feel anything of the sort. A large income is the best recipe for happiness I… — Jane Austen
I am on this account not displeased that the Figure is not known as a Bald Eagle, but looks more like a Turkey. For the… — Benjamin Franklin
Moreover, they [the Central Asian Republics] are of importance from the standpoint of security and historical ambitions to at least three of their most immediate… — Zbigniew Brzezinski
The AXA and New York Life settlements are important building blocks not only toward seeking financial recovery for the losses resulting from the Armenian Genocide… — Mark Geragos
I think I'm going to give my baby her first food on Thanksgiving, make her some organic sweet potato. I'm very excited! It's going to… — Lily Aldridge
Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so you can fit… — April Winchell
Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. — Nicole Hollander
It took me three weeks to stuff the turkey. I stuffed it through the beak. — Phyllis Diller
The turkey that President Obama will pardon this Thanksgiving is from California. The turkey said, "I don't need a pardon. I need a job.' — Conan O'Brien
I love to eat. That's why I got so fat; I love to eat. If I don't walk away from a meal hurting, I didn't… — Greg Behrendt
Proper turkey preparation is critical. According to the U.S. Department of Agriculture, more Americans die every year from eating improperly cooked turkey than were killed… — Dave Barry
It was dramatic to watch my grandmother decapitate a turkey with an ax the day before Thanksgiving. Nowadays the expense of hiring grandmothers for the… — Russell Baker
It has been an unchallengeable American doctrine that cranberry sauce, a pink goo with overtones of sugared tomatoes, is a delectable necessity of the Thanksgiving… — Alistair Cooke
Ultimately, the roast turkey must be regarded as a monument to Boomer's love. — Tom Robbins
Turkey: A large bird whose flesh, when eaten on certain religious anniversaries has the peculiar property of attesting piety and gratitude. — Ambrose Bierce
The government favors the most diplomatic language. That's why any letter to them should always start with, "Dear turkeys and foul maggots..." — Christopher Titus
May your stuffing be tasty May your turkey plump, May your potatoes and gravy Have nary a lump. May your yams be delicious And your… — Grandpa Jones

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