Turkeys Quotes

239 quotes by 203 authors

Man does not live by a turkey in every oven or a color TV set in every home. Man lives by faith and hope and… — E. Merrill Root
Here's what I think the truth is: We are all addicts of fossil fuels in a state of denial, about to face cold turkey. And… — Kurt Vonnegut
We have a small, tight family. I left home at a young age and the best thing for me was to go home at Christmas-time… — Unknown Author
Once people spend time with farm animals in a loving way ... a pig or cow or a little chicken or a turkey, they might… — Alicia Silverstone
When England go to Turkey there could be fatalities - or even worse, injuries. — Phil Neal
[I]t seems that the Cannibals of Europe are going to eat one another again. A war between Russia and Turkey is like the battle of… — Thomas Jefferson
You cannot soar with the eagles as long as you hang out with the turkeys. — Joel Osteen
We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing — George Carlin
As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!!! — Unknown Author
It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys. — Adam Sandler
My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality. — Tracy Morgan
You think you have a handle on God, the Universe, and the Great White Light until you go home for Thanksgiving. In an hour, you… — Shirley MacLaine
I have cooked turkeys in my day but when Mom`s around I let her do it. — Tom Cruise
When I was 9 or 10 years old, my dad took me over to a neighboring farm to help get stuff for the meal. The… — Sarah Silverman
Thatâ€™s why our TVs are brimming with so much hot man-on-pan action. You canâ€™t channel surf for long without seeing turkey getting stuffed over and… — Stephen Colbert
I don't know if I could kill someone with a frozen turkey because that is a lot of evidence to eat .... unless I found… — Dane Cook
After spending time with the rescued turkeys at Farm Sanctuary's shelter and seeing how similar they are to my furry companion animals at home, I… — Ginnifer Goodwin
I say 20 words in English. I say money, money, money, and I say hot dog! I say yes, no and I say money, money,… — Carmen Miranda
I love to cook. I make an award-winning turkey chili. — Joely Fisher
Do you realize that if the pilgrims have been chasing bobcats instead of turkeys.. we'd all be eating pussy on Thanksgiving?! — Redd Foxx

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