Turkeys Quotes
239 quotes by 203 authors
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Man does not live by a turkey in every oven or a color TV set in every home. Man lives by faith and hope and…
— E. Merrill Root
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Here's what I think the truth is: We are all addicts of fossil fuels in a state of denial, about to face cold turkey. And…
— Kurt Vonnegut
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We have a small, tight family. I left home at a young age and the best thing for me was to go home at Christmas-time…
— Unknown Author
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Once people spend time with farm animals in a loving way ... a pig or cow or a little chicken or a turkey, they might…
— Alicia Silverstone
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When England go to Turkey there could be fatalities - or even worse, injuries.
— Phil Neal
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[I]t seems that the Cannibals of Europe are going to eat one another again. A war between Russia and Turkey is like the battle of…
— Thomas Jefferson
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You cannot soar with the eagles as long as you hang out with the turkeys.
— Joel Osteen
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We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing
— George Carlin
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As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!!!
— Unknown Author
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It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys.
— Adam Sandler
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My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality.
— Tracy Morgan
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You think you have a handle on God, the Universe, and the Great White Light until you go home for Thanksgiving. In an hour, you…
— Shirley MacLaine
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I have cooked turkeys in my day but when Mom`s around I let her do it.
— Tom Cruise
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When I was 9 or 10 years old, my dad took me over to a neighboring farm to help get stuff for the meal. The…
— Sarah Silverman
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That’s why our TVs are brimming with so much hot man-on-pan action. You can’t channel surf for long without seeing turkey getting stuffed over and…
— Stephen Colbert
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I don't know if I could kill someone with a frozen turkey because that is a lot of evidence to eat .... unless I found…
— Dane Cook
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After spending time with the rescued turkeys at Farm Sanctuary's shelter and seeing how similar they are to my furry companion animals at home, I…
— Ginnifer Goodwin
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I say 20 words in English. I say money, money, money, and I say hot dog! I say yes, no and I say money, money,…
— Carmen Miranda
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I love to cook. I make an award-winning turkey chili.
— Joely Fisher
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Do you realize that if the pilgrims have been chasing bobcats instead of turkeys.. we'd all be eating pussy on Thanksgiving?!
— Redd Foxx
Who Wrote These Turkeys Quotes
203 authors contributed a total of 239 Turkeys Quotes, led by these top contributors: