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True Quotes by Louis C. K.
- Someday, one of your friends is gonna get divorced, it's gonna happen, and they're gonna tell you. Don't go, 'ohhhh I'm sorry.' That's a stupid…
- There's nowhere I won't go. As long as it's horribly, horribly true and/or wrong.
- Most people are dead. Did you know that? It's true, out of all the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead.
- I thought for like five years that when you have sex, you come and one of your balls comes out. That's what I thought happened,…
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