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- On her daughter Melissa: The only time she really cried is when I sat her down and told her that she was not adopted.
- My mother told me 'man on top, woman underneath.' For years my husband & I slept in bunk beds.
- I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'
- My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him I'd scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus - that way, I'd visit him every day.
- I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three…
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