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Throw Quotes by Jack Handey
- Love is not something that you can put chains on and throw into a lake. That's called Houdini. Love is liking someone a lot.
- If you're at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you're eating it,…
- If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think…
- It makes me mad when I go to all the trouble of having Martha cook up about a hundred drumsticks, the the guy at the…
- If your kid makes one of those little homemade guitars out of a cigar box and rubber bands, don't let him just play it once…
- I wish there was a disease where you're afraid of clouds, because I think I could cure it. First, you sit the patient down and…
- I can see why it would be prohibited to throw most things off the top of the Empire State Building, but what's wrong with little…
- Sometimes the beauty of the world is so overwhelming, I just want to throw back my head and gargle. Just gargle and gargle, and I…
- If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic.
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