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Three Quotes by Jay Leno
- The Senate is now considering increasing government subsidies for corn growers to produce more ethanol. If we produce enough ethanol we can postpone our next…
- CNN said that after the war, there is a plan to divide Iraq into three parts: regular, premium and unleaded.
- Hillary Clinton's opponent in the U.S. Senate race, the Republican she's going to be running against, has been married three times, had an affair with…
- Over 6 million people were evacuated from New Jersey ahead of the hurricane. And now, three of them have gone back.
- A survey says that American workers work the first three hours every day just to pay their taxes. So that's why we can't get anything…
- President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner have agreed to play a round of golf together. Imagine the two of them at the end of…
- The IRS said today anyone with a refund coming from their 2001 taxes will lose it if they don't pick it up by April 15th.…
- President Obama has begun a three-state bus tour. I believe the three states are: Confusion, Delusion, and Desperation.
- We're fighting three wars now. Imagine how many we'd be fighting if President Obama hadn't won the Nobel Peace Prize.
- The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three…
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