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Thinking Quotes by Jay Leno
- According to a survey in this week's Time magazine, 85% of Americans think global warming is happening. The other 15% work for the White House.
- As you may have heard, the U.S. is putting together a constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? Think about it -…
- According to USA Today, 74 percent of Americans plan to hand out candy this Halloween. Although President Obama thinks it should be just the top…
- If you think of life as like a big pie, you can try to hold the whole pie and kill yourself trying to keep it,…
- Sen. Joe Biden, on the day of announcing his candidacy for president of the United States, called Barack Obama the first mainstream African-American who is…
- General Colin Powell shocked a lot of people in Washington by speaking out against President Bush's policies, saying that the world is beginning to doubt…
- Now, I have a Halloween mask I think you might get a kick out of. That's scary.
- Bill Maher and I are on against each other, and we're friends. He can do my show any time he wants, and I've done Politically…
- When Clinton said he was going to create 8 million new jobs, I didn't think they were all going to be tax collectors.
- Sarah Palin has admitted she tried marijuana several years ago, but she did not like it. She said it distorted her perceptions, impaired her thinking,…
- Rick Santorum is so conservative; he thinks KY Jelly is jam made in Kentucky.
- President Obama signed a bill preventing members of Congress from profiting from insider trading. Didn't you think that was already illegal?
- According to the latest L.A. Times poll, 75% of Californians believe the country is headed in the wrong direction. And 60% of Californians are so…
- I'm glad the government has shut down. Think about it, for the first time in years it's safe to talk on the phone and send…
- It's fun when you're driving, and people wave at you, and you wave back. I think you either like people or you don't. I mean,…
- The reigning Miss Canada has been arrested for punching out another woman in a bar fight.Quite frankly, I think it's refreshing to finally find one…
- Saddam Hussein has invited members from the U.S. Congress to visit Iraq. Man how stupid is Hussein? If you think Bush had incentive to bomb…
- Of course with John McCain out of the race, George W. Bush has to pick a running mate. Which is kind of a scary proposition…
- President Bush and Bill Clinton both agree that cloning is morally wrong. Clinton said that he thinks humans should be made the old-fashioned way -…
- Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
- I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite good. Maybe you're not the best, so you should work a little…
- Bob Dole revealed he is one of the test subjects for Viagra. He said on Larry King, 'I wish I had bought stock in it.'…
- If you're a car salesman, and someone says "This is a terrible car, I'm not buying it," it doesn't mean they hate you. They just…
More Thinking Quotes
- I don't think about my previous success. I'm happy that the work I've done has been very successful. — Aaliyah
- There are no dangerous thoughts; thinking itself is dangerous. — Hannah Arendt
- Under conditions of tyranny it is far easier to act than to think. — Hannah Arendt
- Having been a child actor, I remember how directors would trick me to get good performances out of me. I don't think… — Asia Argento
- I do think the heart can balance out the mind, if your heart is in a good place it can give you… — Alexis Arguello
- You can never guess or assume what anyone is going to think. — J. J. Abrams
- As we all know, many people remain buried under tons of rubble and debris, waiting to be rescued. When we think of… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- I don't think I have a signature. — J. J. Abrams
- It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. — Aristotle
- The soul never thinks without a picture. — Aristotle
- I love working with the right actor, and if the right actor happens to be unknown, that should be allowed, too, I… — J. J. Abrams
- I think you have a passion and an obsession for something when it's not necessarily ubiquitous. — J. J. Abrams