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Thinking Quotes by Jay Leno
- According to a survey in this week's Time magazine, 85% of Americans think global warming is happening. The other 15% work for the White House.
- As you may have heard, the U.S. is putting together a constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? Think about it -…
- According to USA Today, 74 percent of Americans plan to hand out candy this Halloween. Although President Obama thinks it should be just the top…
- If you think of life as like a big pie, you can try to hold the whole pie and kill yourself trying to keep it,…
- Sen. Joe Biden, on the day of announcing his candidacy for president of the United States, called Barack Obama the first mainstream African-American who is…
- General Colin Powell shocked a lot of people in Washington by speaking out against President Bush's policies, saying that the world is beginning to doubt…
- Now, I have a Halloween mask I think you might get a kick out of. That's scary.
- Bill Maher and I are on against each other, and we're friends. He can do my show any time he wants, and I've done Politically…
- When Clinton said he was going to create 8 million new jobs, I didn't think they were all going to be tax collectors.
- Sarah Palin has admitted she tried marijuana several years ago, but she did not like it. She said it distorted her perceptions, impaired her thinking,…
- Rick Santorum is so conservative; he thinks KY Jelly is jam made in Kentucky.
- President Obama signed a bill preventing members of Congress from profiting from insider trading. Didn't you think that was already illegal?
- According to the latest L.A. Times poll, 75% of Californians believe the country is headed in the wrong direction. And 60% of Californians are so…
- I'm glad the government has shut down. Think about it, for the first time in years it's safe to talk on the phone and send…
- It's fun when you're driving, and people wave at you, and you wave back. I think you either like people or you don't. I mean,…
- The reigning Miss Canada has been arrested for punching out another woman in a bar fight.Quite frankly, I think it's refreshing to finally find one…
- Saddam Hussein has invited members from the U.S. Congress to visit Iraq. Man how stupid is Hussein? If you think Bush had incentive to bomb…
- Of course with John McCain out of the race, George W. Bush has to pick a running mate. Which is kind of a scary proposition…
- President Bush and Bill Clinton both agree that cloning is morally wrong. Clinton said that he thinks humans should be made the old-fashioned way -…
- Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
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