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Thinking Quotes by Dave Barry
- Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious.…
- Don't you wish you had a job like mine? All you have to do is think up a certain number of words! Plus, you can…
- You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging…
- Sometimes you panic and find yourself emitting remarks so profoundly inane that you would be embarrassed to say them to your dog. Your dog would…
- But that's kind of an easy stance to be if you're a humor columnist, because you're tending to make fun of the government and the…
- People don't think of writers as sex objects. The women who write to me and suggest that we ought to have sex usually turn out…
- Your federal government needs your money so that it can perform vital services for you that you would not think up yourself in a million…
- Puns are little "plays on words" that a certain breed of person loves to spring on you and then look at you in a certain…
- The Japanese tend to communicate via nuance and euphemism, often leaving important things unsaid; whereas Americans tend to think they're being subtle when they refrain…
- Famous designers think nothing of putting their names on your clothing, but would have the servants set the dogs on you if you ever tried…
- I'm not saying that women don't think about sex also. I'm saying that women are capable, for at least brief periods of time, of not…
- You men out there probably think you already know how to dress for success. You know, for example, that you should not wear leisure suits…
- Perhaps you are thinking: 'But a tank costs several million dollars, not including floor mats. I don't have that kind of money.' Don't be silly.…
- I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he would come back to life if people in all 50 states…
- Directors are always changing things at the last minute. Actors will do a scene, and the director will say, ‘Okay, that was perfect, but this…
- Think, for a moment, of the countless happy childhood hours you spent with this amazing device: Drawing perfect horizontals, drawing perfect verticals, drawing really spastic…
- He could even think about how fast he was thinking about things.
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- Life's too awesome to waste your time thinking about someone who doesn't treat you right. — Nishan Panwar