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Thanksgiving Quotes by Jay Leno
- You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.
- Thanksgiving, when the Indians said, "Well, this has been fun, but we know you have a long voyage back to England".
- Thanksgiving began in 1621 when Native Americans sat down with a bunch of undocumented pilgrims. They had dinner and the pilgrims never left.
More Thanksgiving Quotes
- Thank you for life, and all the little ups and downs that make it worth living. — Travis Barker
- I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable. — Todd Barry
- Gratitude makes sense of our past, brings peace for today, and creates a vision for tomorrow. — Melody Beattie
- Pride slays thanksgiving, but a humble mind is the soil out of which thanks naturally grow. A proud man is seldom a… — Henry Ward Beecher
- The unthankful heart... discovers no mercies; but let the thankful heart sweep through the day and, as the magnet finds the iron,… — Henry Ward Beecher
- Gratitude is the sign of noble souls. — Aesop
- When people come to my act any time after Thanksgiving, I usually say, You shouldn't be here. You should be shopping. Our… — Lewis Black
- The thankful receiver bears a plentiful harvest. — William Blake
- I'd like to say to all my fans out there, thanks for the support. And to all my doubters, thank you very… — Usain Bolt
- Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. — Erma Bombeck
- Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, 'Thank God, I'm still alive.' But, of course, those who died, their lives will… — Barbara Boxer
- Over the Thanksgiving holiday I took time to reflect on what is most important to me and realized I need to find… — Kurt Busch