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Tell Quotes by George Carlin
- They'll get it all from you sooner or later 'cause they own this f**kin' place. It's a big club and you ain't in it. You…
- One of the first things they teach you in Driver's Ed is where to put your hands on the steering wheel. They tell you put…
- Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.
- Some people try to get out of jury duty by lying. You don't have to lie. Tell the judge the truth. Tell him you'd make…
- Did you ever stop to thnk about all the people we kill? They're always people who tell us to live together in harmony and try…
- People always tell me "Have a nice day." Well what if I don't want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?
- I often warn people: "Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, 'There is no "I" in team.' What you should tell them…
- I'm happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
- I don't have to tell you it goes without saying there are some things better left unsaid. I think that speaks for itself. The less…
- I, myself, have killed six people. All random, all undetected, no way to trace them to me. And, let me tell you, there's nothin' like…
- I am a personal optimist but a skeptic about all else. What may sound to some like anger is really nothing more than sympathetic contempt.…
- Conservatives say if you don't give the rich more money, they will lose their incentive to invest. As for the poor, they tell us they've…
- I'll tell you a little secret about the Blues: it's not enough to know which notes to play, you have to know why they need…
- The things they don't tell you in schools these days, geez. Have a look at your owners. The politicians are put there to give you…
- Tell people an invisible man in the sky created all things, they believe you. Tell them what you've painted is wet, they have to touch…
- Government want to tell you things you can't say because they're against the law, or you can't say this because it's against a regulation, or…
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- I'd like to see the giant squid. Nobody has ever seen one. I could tell you people who have spent thousands and… — David Attenborough
- It's extraordinary how self-obsessed human beings are. The things that people always go on about is, 'tell us about us', 'tell us… — David Attenborough
- I'm a practised writer now. But when I began, I had no idea what this was going to be. I just knew… — Chinua Achebe
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- 'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' — Wystan Hugh Auden