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Joan Rivers has 250 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, 'Marry him. You'll double your wardrobe.'
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I'm so fat and I'm so depressed; last night I tried to hang myself - but the rope broke.
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We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get it, then…
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Grandchildren can be annoying - how many times can you go: "And the cow goes moo and the pig goes oink"? It's…
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Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly - hurt, bitterness, grief and, most…
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I wish I could tell you it gets better. It doesn't get better. YOU get better.
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Age - it's the one mountain you can't overcome.
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I'm no cook. When I want lemon on chicken, I spray it with Pledge.
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At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
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A child can be taught not to do certain things, such as touch a hot stove, pull lamps off of tables, and…
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My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.
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I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never know it.
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My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.
— Joan Rivers
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Swiss Cheese is a rip-off It's the only cheese I can bite into and miss
— Mitch Hedberg
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I have said that the sanction regime is like Swiss cheese - that meant that they weren't very effective.
— George W. Bush
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On Saturday, he ate through one piece of chocolate cake, one ice-cream cone, one pickle, one slice of Swiss cheese, one slice…
— Eric Carle
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They shot me. (Talon) No, bud. They turned you into Swiss cheese. (Nick)
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Willy Loman: I don't want change, I want Swiss cheese!
— Arthur Miller
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Evolution is a theory with more holes than a Dutch dam of swiss cheese.
— Eoin Colfer
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The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese.
— Eoin Colfer
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The most appealing thing to me about food is combining and layering flavors, tastes, and textures. So the perfect sandwich has to…
— Kyle MacLachlan
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Breasts like granite and a brain like swiss cheese.
— Billy Wilder
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