Swiss Cheese Quotes

10 quotes by 9 authors

• My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks. — Joan Rivers
• Swiss Cheese is a rip-off It's the only cheese I can bite into and miss — Mitch Hedberg
• I have said that the sanction regime is like Swiss cheese - that meant that they weren't very effective. — George W. Bush
• On Saturday, he ate through one piece of chocolate cake, one ice-cream cone, one pickle, one slice of Swiss cheese, one slice of salami, one… — Eric Carle
• They shot me. (Talon) No, bud. They turned you into Swiss cheese. (Nick) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
• Willy Loman: I don't want change, I want Swiss cheese! — Arthur Miller
• Evolution is a theory with more holes than a Dutch dam of swiss cheese. — Eoin Colfer
• The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese. — Eoin Colfer
• The most appealing thing to me about food is combining and layering flavors, tastes, and textures. So the perfect sandwich has to be toasted. It… — Kyle MacLachlan
• Breasts like granite and a brain like swiss cheese. — Billy Wilder

Who Wrote These Swiss Cheese Quotes

9 authors contributed a total of 10 Swiss Cheese Quotes as follows:

• 2 Swiss Cheese Quotes by Eoin Colfer
• 1 Swiss Cheese Quote by Joan Rivers
• 1 Swiss Cheese Quote by Mitch Hedberg
• 1 Swiss Cheese Quote by George W. Bush
• 1 Swiss Cheese Quote by Eric Carle
• 1 Swiss Cheese Quote by Sherrilyn Kenyon
• 1 Swiss Cheese Quote by Arthur Miller
• 1 Swiss Cheese Quote by Kyle MacLachlan
• 1 Swiss Cheese Quote by Billy Wilder