Swiss Cheese Quotes
10 quotes by 9 authors
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My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.
— Joan Rivers
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Swiss Cheese is a rip-off It's the only cheese I can bite into and miss
— Mitch Hedberg
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I have said that the sanction regime is like Swiss cheese - that meant that they weren't very effective.
— George W. Bush
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On Saturday, he ate through one piece of chocolate cake, one ice-cream cone, one pickle, one slice of Swiss cheese, one slice of salami, one…
— Eric Carle
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They shot me. (Talon) No, bud. They turned you into Swiss cheese. (Nick)
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Willy Loman: I don't want change, I want Swiss cheese!
— Arthur Miller
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Evolution is a theory with more holes than a Dutch dam of swiss cheese.
— Eoin Colfer
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The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese.
— Eoin Colfer
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The most appealing thing to me about food is combining and layering flavors, tastes, and textures. So the perfect sandwich has to be toasted. It…
— Kyle MacLachlan
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Breasts like granite and a brain like swiss cheese.
— Billy Wilder
Who Wrote These Swiss Cheese Quotes
9 authors contributed a total of 10 Swiss Cheese Quotes as follows: