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George Carlin has 565 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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Popular Sunscreen quotes from across the collection:
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I just don't think there's a sunscreen that gives you enough protection.
— Brooke Burke
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Trust me, sunscreen is so, so, so important and so I always wear sunscreen, but I still get really tan.
— Lea Michele
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I wear sunscreen, and I don't smoke. I take care of myself. And I'm very proud to say that.
— Nicole Kidman
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I wish somebody had told me to start using sunscreen when I was younger 'cause I grew up in the '70s... and…
— Elle Macpherson
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I walk around with a hat, sunglasses, and sunscreen all the time,
— Marcia Cross
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I always carry Evian bottle and sunscreen.
— Sela Ward
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I learned not to go in the sun early on in my career. A tan lasts for a week or two before…
— Heidi Klum
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I protect my skin with sunscreen and am religious about keeping my face moisturized and properly protected all day, so I also…
— Amanda Beard
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I use products from my dermatologist but the best things you can do for your skin, are not smoke always use sunscreen…
— Sela Ward
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Life is very short, try everything you've dreamed about (within the perimeters of sanity and the law) and regret nothing. Oh, and…
— Amber Benson
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Since I'm constantly in the sun, I use sunscreen daily.
— Maria Sharapova
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I don't wear sunscreen. I don't have a skincare program.
— Pamela Anderson
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