Stupid Quotes

4236 Stupid quotes by 2389 unique authors

$100,000 donors buy access to Congress and the White House. We believe it's long past time to clean up Washington. — William J. Clinton
He has denied what has happened. His sworn statements have denied what has happened. — Patricia Schroeder
An innocent bureaucratic snafu — William J. Clinton
When you get asked hundreds of questions, it's not possible to remember the answer to every one. — William J. Clinton
constituted a critical lapse in judgement and a personal failure on my part for which I am solely responsable — William J. Clinton
I misled people, including even my wife — William J. Clinton
I was also very concerned about protecting my family — William J. Clinton
In addition I had real and serious questions about an independent counsel investigation that began with private business dealings twenty years ago — William J. Clinton
It is time to stop personal destruction and prying into private lives — William J. Clinton
Feb. 9, 1999 Dear Friend, Without your previous support, Bill Clinton and I would not have won our victories for the American people in 1992… — Al Gore
Having plead guilty, I do not believe that I am any different than the vast majority of the members of Congress. — Dan Rostenkowski
It seems an easy choice - sacrifice the tree for a human life - until one learns that three trees must be destroyed for each… — Al Gore
I believe he [Saddam Hussein] wants a better relationship with America. — Louis Farrakhan
Keep your tax-cutting, greedy hands off our medicare — Edward Kennedy
Throughout most of my life, I raised tobacco. I want you to know that my own hands, all of my life, I put in the… — Al Gore
I consider myself a relatively moral guy — O J Simpson
There, in the middle of this mall is the Washington Monument, 555 feet high. But if we put a one in front of that 555… — Louis Farrakhan
The fact is that Democrats are not for tax cuts. — Rosa DeLauro
In closing, the greatest threat to peace on this earth is the arrogance of a super-power [America] that is out of control. — Louis Farrakhan
Mr. Starr, have you no shame? Facts and law are always subordinated to the will of the American people. — William H. Ginsburg
But I'm saying we are loosing the people who are going to pay my social security. And that bothers me. — Joycelyn Elders
"Developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers...." — Steve Ballmer
When I'm a blonde, I can say the world is purple, and they'll believe me because they weren't listening to me. — Kylie Bax
It's nice, it gives you a feeling of security so that if something breaks we know we can always call a guy over and he'll… — Brooke Shields
The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. — Sylvester Stallone

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