Stupid Quotes

4236 Stupid quotes by 2389 unique authors

I always said it was to be dumb enough to do what Marlon Perkins said to do. — Jim Fowler
I'd played dumbasses a lot. On Mad About You, I played a very dumb waitress and they saw me. — Lisa Kudrow
More than anything else, we need in this society the opportunity for people to tell us what they think without being told that they're either… — Brian Lamb
Ditzy dumb blonde? I can be ditzy. I can be. — Goldie Hawn
I'm really, really dumb about describing wine, but I like wine that's full-bodied and dry. — Esai Morales
I was so wild and crazy and dumb in my car. It didn't run but 30 miles an hour. You made do. — Muddy Waters
It's a dumb question, because I don't look at things as a black director, just as a director, so ask me as a director first… — Antoine Fuqua
I do know dumb-ass questions when I see dumb-ass questions. — Orrin Hatch
To make us a terrorist target in a region that is full of terrorism is dumb and unforgiveable. — John Hewson
The movie Spinal Tap rocked my world. It's for rock what The Sound of Music was for hills. They really nailed how dumb rock can… — Jack Black
Instead of using this space to pretend the newly released CIA 'torture' report confirms that the United States is the most evil nation in the… — David Limbaugh
[W]hile people are making a big fuss over Gruber's calling Americans stupid, they ought to be far more outraged that he admitted the administration purposefully… — David Limbaugh
Perhaps they put party loyalty ahead of the welfare of their constituents, are afraid of crossing the president or are as stupid as Mr. Gruber… — Jack Kelly
Republicans should save the clip of Jonathan Gruber and run it over and over again in the run-up to the 2016 election. This attitude that… — Cal Thomas
If your intuition is telling you not to do something, then don't. Your intuition is not stupid. — Martin Niemoller
Atheism is very stupid. — Carl Sagan
The advantages of natural folly in a beautiful girl have been already set forth by the capital pen of a sister author; and to her… — Jane Austen
What the hell am I doing...? Escape holding myself as a hostage...? I won't be able to make it like that.. — Tsugumi Ohba
It never ceases to amaze me that in times of amazing human suffering somebody says something that can be so utterly stupid — Robert Gibbs
We have known for a long time that Prince Charles' empty sails are so rigged as to be swelled by any passing waft or breeze… — Christopher Hitchens
I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I… — Karl Pilkington
Well, let's see. There's-of course in the great history of America there have been rulings that there's never going to be absolute consensus by every… — Sarah Palin
My money slow, my money stupid, money ditzy — Nicki Minaj
After the doctor's departure Koznyshev felt inclined to go to the river with his fishing rod. He was fond of angling, and seemed proud of… — Leo Tolstoy
We think they should pay €60 for being so stupid. — Michael O'Leary

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