Stupid Quotes

4236 Stupid quotes by 2389 unique authors

For the wise man delights in establishing his merit, the brave man likes to show his courage in action, the covetous man is quick at… — Sun Tzu
I don't think I've gotten any smarter, but your reflexes slow down before you do something stupid when you're older. — Kris Kristofferson
Our destruction of nature is not just bad stewardship, or stupid economics, or a betrayal of family responsibility; it is the most horrid blasphemy. It… — Wendell Berry
Forget everything you've ever learned about the stars and they'll once more be transformed into angels, or into children, or into whatever you want to… — Paulo Coelho
Sometimes I feel so stupid and dull and uncreative that I am amazed when people tell me differently. — Sylvia Plath
Whoever said there's no such thing as a stupid question never looked carefully at a standardized test. — Alfie Kohn
When things get tough, this is what you should do: Make good art. I'm serious. Husband runs off with a politician -- make good art.… — Neil Gaiman
The implication that there was something wrong with the war plan is amusing. — Donald Rumsfeld
It's like the neighborhood I would have grown up in, I think, if I had have grown up here. — Alan Keyes
The Democrats just want to ram it down my ear with a victory — George H. W. Bush
These are not bad people. All they are concerned about is to see that their sweet little girls are not required to sit in school… — Dwight D. Eisenhower
Capitalism is a stupid system, a backward system — Stokely Carmichael
To regard states of distress in general as an objection, as something which must be abolished is the greatest nonsense on earth; having the most… — Friedrich Nietzsche
There is a stupid humility that is quite common and when a person is afflicted with it, he is once and for all disqualified for… — Friedrich Nietzsche
When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid. — Ricky Gervais
Film’s thought of as a director’s medium because the director creates the end product that appears on the screen. It’s that stupid auteur theory again,… — Billy Wilder
When there aren't any smart decisions, I suppose you just have to pick the stupid decision you like best. — Orson Scott Card
Horrible, terrible AAU basketball. It's stupid. It doesn't teach our kids how to play the game at all so you wind up having players that… — Kobe Bryant
Look, man, we'd probably most of us agree that these are dark times, and stupid ones, but do we need fiction that does nothing but… — David Foster Wallace
Besides, we weren't made to battle villains, because there weren't any. No nation, creed, or race was any better or worse than another; all were… — Kage Baker
The chief deficiency I see in the skeptical movement is its polarization: Us vs. Them - the sense that we have a monopoly on the… — Carl Sagan
The only thing on my mind is getting into that ring and destroying a boxing myth, someone who has reached a level of infamy through… — David Haye
'It was stupid, thinking it was him, I mean, I knew he was dead' Harry muttered. 'You think the dead we loved ever truly leave… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Golf is a stupid game. You tee up this little ball, really this tiny ball. Then you hit it, try to find it, hit it.… — Juli Inkster
Dire Straits is a great band. Someone tells you they like ""Brothers in Arms"" and immediately you know they're a stupid annoying git. — Alexei Sayle

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