Stupid Quotes

4236 Stupid quotes by 2389 unique authors

Freedom's untidy, and free people are free to make mistakes and commit crimes and do bad things. — Donald Rumsfeld
It's a slam-dunk case! — George Tenet
I think the burden is on those people who think he didn't have weapons of mass destruction to tell the world where they are. — Ari Fleischer
The truth is that for reasons that have a lot to do with the U.S. government bureaucracy, we settled on the one issue that everyone… — Paul Wolfowitz
We know he's been absolutely devoted to trying to acquire nuclear weapons, and we believe he has, in fact, reconstituted nuclear weapons. — Dick Cheney
I don't know anybody that I can think of who has contended that the Iraqis had nuclear weapons. — Donald Rumsfeld
In Iraq, a ruthless dictator cultivated weapons of mass destruction and the means to deliver them. He gave support to terrorists, had an established relationship… — Dick Cheney
I will gladly go to jail in the name of free speech. I have no problem with what I said. Make me a martyr... — Joey Barton
England did nothing in that World Cup, so why were they bringing books out? 'We got beat in the quarter-finals. I played like s**t. Here's… — Joey Barton
How I wish the mass media had christened me Joe instead of Joey. I hate Joey, not going to lie. Nobody I respect calls me… — Joey Barton
Another over-rated Brazilian... Sort your hamstrings out FatBoy.. — Joey Barton
The House is composed of very good men, not shining, but honest and reasonably well-informed, and in time will be found to improve, and not… — Fisher Ames
Ahmadinijad was stupid enbough to be a wolf in wolf's clothing, to expose his teeth and nails and alert the west. I can be a… — Hassan Rouhani
The media works in sound bites. They can make you look like a genius or stupid. — Kato Kaelin
We played it as long as we could play it on that CD and I think it might be 50 minutes, maybe. What you have… — Branford Marsalis
One of the dreams of Zionism was to be a bridge. Instead, we are creating exclusion between the East and the West instead of creating… — A B Yehoshua
I've always chosen my band members based on their sense of humor. It might sound stupid, but it means not only are they fun to… — Kristin Hersh
Only he has the calling for politics who is sure that he will not crumble when the world from his point of view is too… — Max Weber
I was smart, to tell you the truth. I'm not really bright, but I'm not stupid. — Bobby Vinton
If you do something and people think you're stupid, just go for crazy. You get more respect that way because nobody likes stupid people. — Louis C. K.
Mountaineers have often observed a lack of clarity in their mental state at high altitudes; it is difficult for the stupid mind to observe how… — George Leigh Mallory
The education that prepared me was my general education classes, which I tried to avoid when I was a stupid undergraduate, but which gave me… — Orson Scott Card
I mean people up here aren't stupid, I'm lower gene pool and I kind of sit in amazement at watching some of them because they… — Doug Ose
In societies like the American and West European where the dynamics of energy come from freedom and where the climate and the whole ethos are… — Max Lerner
Most of the gaffes I've made have not been funny - they've been stupid. — Jim Lehrer

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