Stupid Quotes

4236 Stupid quotes by 2389 unique authors

Only for practical reasons. To find out if I said something stupid in an interview. So I can limit the damage. — Robert Pattinson
War is mankind's most tragic and stupid folly; to seek or advise its deliberate provocation is a black crime against all men. — Dwight D. Eisenhower
Don't be afraid to do weird stuff, so long as you do it cheaply and cover everyone's bets. Be bold. Be stupid, if you have… — Kevin Smith
Computers are so deeply stupid. What bother me most when they talk about technology is they don't realize how much more exciting their minds are.… — Laurie Anderson
In our rather stupid time, hunting is belittled and misunderstood, many refusing to see it for the vital vacation from the human condition that it… — Jose Ortega y Gasset
Why should I stop working? If I do, I'll die and it'll all be finished. 'm lucky to work in the most perfect of conditions.… — Karl Lagerfeld
If the Scottish want to break away, I shall stand on Hadrian's Wall with a teary handkerchief, and say: 'Good riddance to the lot of… — Jeremy Clarkson
They [Christian rednecks] were so stupid that they couldn't pour piss out of a boot even if the instructions were printed on the bottom. — Joe Bageant
The only hope for healing is to offer a better form of ecstasy, to upgrade so the addict will give up the stupid one. — Robert A. Johnson
The secret of the demagogue is to make himself as stupid as his audience so they believe they are clever as he. — Karl Kraus
But how can we love someone if we don't like him? Easy-we do it to ourselves all the time. We don't always have tender, comfortable… — Peter Kreeft
Sin has made us stupid, so that we can only learn the hard way. — Peter Kreeft
I like things that are immature and offbeat and bizarre. Random jokes. Weird stuff. And stupid. Stupid is the highest compliment a person can pay… — Andy Samberg
Nobody looks stupid when they are having fun. — Amy Poehler
If you're doing a family movie, you don't want it to be stupid. Farting chihuahuas is not my idea of entertainment for kids or adults.… — Joe Dante
You must be careful with kindness. It's usually mistaken for weakness by stupid people. — Clive Barker
Wouldn’t that be an incredibly stupid thing to do? To say ‘I never want to smoke again’, then spend the rest of your life saying… — Allen Carr
Being stupid is not as frustrating as being brilliant for 5 seconds and then average for the rest of your life — Garrison Wynn
Ignorance can be cured. Stupid is forever. — Miriam
Blanket statements are always stupid. NO EXCEPTIONS! — Craig Benzine
Based on this one experience I had, jumping to conclusions is always really stupid. — Craig Benzine
I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe during the Reagan era are feeling appropriately stupid today. 'Please… — Craig Reucassel
My answer is bring 'em on. — George W. Bush
I am not going to give you a number for it because it's not my business to do intelligent work. — Donald Rumsfeld
Ladies and gentlemen, these are not assertions. These are facts, corroborated by many sources, some of them sources of the intelligence services of other countries. — Colin Powell

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